The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that is kept from the dining world for quite some time. A little, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert has become in charge of adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for years. For too much time it’s been forced upon patrons, with out being requested, following a restaurant meal. From the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is currently planned to protect innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the federal government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to determine how SPIT offers to rid society of the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it out together with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery of the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story even more shocking, SPIT has uncovered information about the mysterious good the fortune cookie. While it is served following almost every Chinese food meal, the cookie was…developed in the usa! And, in California truth be told. Take the time to soak that in…all of the years you trusted you’re observing a Chinese tradition, you’re mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there’s two possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie is made but no-one knows the actual truth. In whichever version you think, the fortune cookie is made as a possible act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Things That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from very simple baking ingredients, the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are sugar and salt. The ingredients in a single fortune cookie recipe calls for:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just as evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might have often heard, sugar has become rumored to be connected with hyperactivity in youngsters. Moreover, sugar is clearly a challenge that is increasing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt have already been linked to higher hypertension that is linked to coronary disease. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar may result in other addictions. Actually, one theory online says that sugar could be similar to a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s online, therefore it needs to be true. SPIT isn’t willing to comment on the truthfulness with this fact, but know you’re warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Each Year Are Produced—
Overall, this is the frightening finding through the folks SPIT! To enhance the horror, these ‘cookies’ are designed within an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies annually. In 2013, it had been estimated that there were a little more than 7 billion people on the planet. This means that every man, woman, and child…regardless how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of your fortune cookie every year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden tips for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Can be a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may think that SPIT is going to spoil all the eating dinner at the favorite Asian restaurant. But, you would be so wrong. SPIT has proposed an enjoyable, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. Inside the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that could replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! You can enjoy your selected calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. Hold on…on the outside the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your day-to-day Affirmation.
No longer lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You happen to be almost to the peak. Which means you’ve further to fall.”
“The best way to get a lean body would be to eat more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can continue to exist the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This can be a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups could have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You happen to be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody that thinks differently is very confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and people shoes…wear do you buy them?!Inch
“You’re genius. Why didn’t you feel an astrophysicist? The entire world needs your abilities.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes plus a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to take wellness to people worldwide. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Civilization Link***
Several governments happen to be on-board together with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division of the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup because of this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This provider has become making products from food-grade paperboard and food safe inks for years and years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from your Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to be false for the reason that products could have biodegraded ahead of when now. But, however ,, the cups are manufactured from a division of the Scyphus Group. And, within the language of ancient greece civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Do you go to a link? There might be a whole new conspiracy to take into consideration there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire worldInch
But, back to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Needless to say, Daily Affirmation paper cups might be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all types. No more would the idea of an after-dinner quote be on a china restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…whatever, the sayings might be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you can thank SPIT for the idea.